The Smokey Brisket

19/10/2026

05/10/2026

🍽️ HOME-COOKED MEALS – WEEK 3 IS HERE! 🍽️

Another week, another four dinners you don’t have to cook! 😄

Chef Ian is back in the kitchen with a brand-new menu of hearty, home-cooked favourites for Tuesday 13 to Friday 16 October.
Simply order your meal plan for the week, collect on your way home or have it delivered, put your feet up and let Ian take care of dinner! 👨‍🍳❤️

🔥 THIS WEEK’S MENU

🍝 TUESDAY – RICH BEEF BOLOGNESE
A hearty beef Bolognese served with a fresh cucumber, tomato & feta salad.

🥩 WEDNESDAY – CRUMBED PORK CHOPS
Golden crumbed pork chops with creamy mustard sauce, creamy potato bake, honey-glazed carrots & coleslaw.

🍛 THURSDAY – BUTTER CHICKEN
Rich and creamy Butter Chicken served with basmati rice, roasted cauliflower & cucumber yoghurt salad.

🐟 FRIDAY – BAKED HAKE
Baked hake with creamy lemon sauce, Hasselback potatoes, broccoli & cauliflower and beetroot salad.

❤️ WEEKLY MEAL PLANS
Light Portion – R500
Couples Light – R950
Adult – R650
Couple – R1 250
Single-Parent Family – R1 250
Family of Four – R1 650
Kids Under 12 Weekly Plan – R350
Additional Child Under 12 – R300

🚗 HOME DELIVERY | 16:00–19:00
0–5 km – R135 per week
5.1–10 km – R175 per week
10.1–15 km – R225 per week
📲 GET YOUR ORDER IN NOW!

WhatsApp 084 782 6511 with your name, meal plan and quantity, and whether you’ll be collecting or require delivery.

Four dinners. No shopping. No chopping. No standing over the stove wondering why you ever agreed to feed people every single day - but you need to pre-order.

Just freshly prepared, generous, home-cooked food ready for you to enjoy.

🔥 THE SMOKEY BRISKET FAMILY RESTAURANT
📍 Fountain Square, corner Caledon & Drama Road, Somerset West

Let Ian take care of dinner! 👨‍🍳🍽️❤️

30/09/2026

HOME-COOKED MEALS – WEEK 2

GET YOUR ORDER IN NOW FOR NEXT WEEK!

Simply relax at home and enjoy delicious, home-cooked food from Tuesday to Friday.

6–9 October 2026

Real soul food, delivered to your door! Let Ian take care of dinner.

THIS WEEK’S MENU

Tuesday: Chicken Cordon Bleu with creamy mushroom sauce, roast potatoes, honey-glazed carrots, broccoli and cauliflower.

Wednesday: Creamy bacon and mushroom pasta with tomato, cucumber and red onion salad.

Thursday: Sticky BBQ pork neck with savoury rice, roasted butternut and creamy cucumber and dill salad.

Friday: Beef Stroganoff with garlic mash and Mediterranean roast vegetables.

WEEKLY PRICES

Light Portion – R500 (R125 per meal)
Couples Light – R950 (R118.75 per person, per meal)
Adult – R650 (R162.50 per meal)
Couple – R1 250 (R156.25 per person, per meal)
Single-Parent Family – R1 250 (1 adult at R162.50 and 2 children at R75 each, per meal)
Family of Four – R1 650 (2 adults at R131.25 and 2 children at R75 each, per meal)
Kids Under 12 Weekly Plan – R350 (R87.50 per meal)
Additional Child Under 12 – R300 (R75 per meal)

The Additional Child option may only be added to an Adult, Couple, Single-Parent Family or Family package.

HOME DELIVERY | 16:00–19:00

0–5 km – R135 per week
5.1–10 km – R175 per week
10.1–15 km – R225 per week

TO ORDER, WHATSAPP 084 782 6511 WITH:

• Your name
• Your meal size and quantity
• Self-collection and your preferred collection time between 16:00 and 19:00

OR, IF YOU REQUIRE DELIVERY:

• Your delivery address
• Your preferred delivery time between 16:00 and 19:00

We will do our best to deliver at your preferred time or shortly thereafter each day.

Freshly prepared, generous home-cooked food—without the cooking or washing up!

27/09/2026

🪩🔪 MURDER MYSTERY: STAYING ALIVE! 🔪🪩
So we had our Murder Mystery evening on Friday night... and WHAT a crazy bunch of detectives we had! 😂
There were secrets, scandals, suspicious alibis, questionable behaviour, a VERY unfortunate incident involving a hammer 🔨😂... and enough polyester to constitute a genuine fire hazard.
A massive thank you to everyone who came, dressed up, played along and threw themselves completely into the madness. You guys were absolutely brilliant and made the evening such a blast! ❤️
Here are just a few photos from our trip back to 1979 and Studio 79... where the disco was hot, the suspects were plenty and apparently Stayin’ Alive was not guaranteed! 🕺🪩🔪😂
Until the next murder... 👀🔎

22/09/2026

♟️🔥 WEDNESDAY NIGHT JUST GOT A WHOLE LOT SMARTER! 🔥♟️

Think you’ve got what it takes to rule the board?

Then pull up a chair, grab a drink and MAKE YOUR MOVE!

Every Wednesday, The Smokey Brisket teams up with the Helderberg Chess Club for CHESS BATTLE NIGHT! ♟️👑

From complete beginners to seasoned players, EVERYONE is welcome. Come for a casual game, challenge someone new, play a lightning-fast blitz battle, or settle in for some serious chess.

And if your opponent completely destroys you?

🍺 Have a drink.
🍖 Eat something.
😂 Blame the chess pieces.
♟️ Then demand a rematch!

🏆 CHESS BATTLE NIGHT

📅 EVERY WEDNESDAY
⏰ 18:00 – 21:00
🎟️ FREE ENTRY!

And because nobody should have to strategise on an empty stomach...

🔥 WEDNESDAY MINI PLATTER NIGHT

🍗 Mini Finger Food Platter | R150
🥩 Mini Meaty Feast | R185

Plus great bar specials to keep the negotiations civil. 🍻

Bring your friends. Bring the family. Bring your best opening move.

No chess partner? No problem. Come along and we’ll get you playing!

📍 The Smokey Brisket
Fountain Square, Corner Caledon & Drama Road, Somerset West

♟️ GOOD FOOD. COLD DRINKS. GREAT CHESS.

CHECKMATE YOUR BORING WEDNESDAY! 👑🔥

22/09/2026

🔔🎤 THE BRISKET BELL KARAOKE! 🎤🔔

SING. GET YOUR NAME IN THE HAT. WAIT FOR THE BELL! 🔔

This Saturday, every time you sing a karaoke song, your name goes into the hat! 🎩

🎤 Sing solo? Name in the hat.
👯 Sing with friends? EVERYONE singing gets their name in the hat!
🎶 Sing again? Another entry!

Then...

🔔 ON THE HOUR, EVERY HOUR, GAVIN RINGS THE BRISKET BELL!

One lucky name is drawn and wins ONE of these:

🍹 Cocktail
🍺 B**r
🥃 2 Shooters to share with a friend
🥃 Double Spirit & Mix
🥤 Mocktail or Milkshake for Under 18s
🍫 Chocolate Brownie & Ice Cream

And here's the best bit...

YOUR NAME STAYS IN THE HAT ALL NIGHT! 🎩🔥

So the more you sing, the more chances you have to win, right up until the FINAL BRISKET BELL of the evening!

🚨🔔 VERY IMPORTANT BELL RULE! 🔔🚨
DARE TO RING GAVIN'S BELL?
Go ahead... 😂
But YOU'RE BUYING A ROUND OF SHOTS FOR EVERYONE AT THE BAR! 🥃🥃🥃

Gavin is VERY holy about his bell.
You've been warned. 😂🔔

🎤 DJ Derek & DJ Reinette are running the karaoke.
🔔 Gavin's got the bell.
😂 You just need to bring your voice.

🔔 HEAR THE BELL?
SOMEBODY IS WINNING SOMETHING!

SATURDAY NIGHT AT THE SMOKEY BRISKET 🎤🍻

18/09/2026

🍽️❤️ DINNER IS SORTED! MEET SMOKEY B’S MEAL PLANS! ❤️🍽️

Busy weekdays just got a whole lot easier!

Busy days, hungry families and that dreaded question… “What are we having for dinner?” 😩

No planning, no last-minute grocery runs and no standing in front of the fridge hoping dinner will magically appear. 😅

Let Ian take care of it! 👨‍🍳🔥

From Tuesday 29 September, Smokey B’s Meal Plans are bringing you freshly prepared, generous home-style dinners every Tuesday to Friday, with something different and delicious on the menu every day.

Choose from Kids, Light, Adult, Couple or Family Meal Plans, pre-order and pay for your full week, and just like that… weekday dinners are DONE! 🙌

📦 Collection: Tuesday to Friday, 16:00–19:00
📍 The Smokey Brisket, Fountain Square, Corner of Caledon & Drama Road, Somerset West
🚗 Affordable delivery option coming soon!

❤️ Want to make life even easier AND save?
Pre-order & prepay for 4 or 5 weeks and SAVE an additional 5%!

🍴 HERE’S WHAT IAN IS COOKING...

🔥 WEEK 1 | 29 SEPT – 2 OCT

🍜 Tue: Ian’s Thai Cashew Chicken Noodle Surprise | Spicy Asian cucumber salad
🌯 Wed: Masala Steak Strip Rotis | Coleslaw & tzatziki cucumber dip
🍖 Thu: Honey-Mustard Glazed Gammon Roast | Hasselback potatoes & butternut, cashew, feta & cucumber salad
🥔 Fri: Ian’s Famous Potato Lasagne Bake | Fresh Greek salad

🔥 WEEK 2 | 6–9 OCT

🍗 Tue: Chicken Cordon Bleu & Creamy Mushroom Sauce | Roast potatoes, honey-glazed carrots & broccoli and cauliflower
🍝 Wed: Creamy Bacon & Mushroom Pasta | Tomato, cucumber & red onion salad
🔥 Thu: Sticky BBQ Pork Neck | Savoury rice, roasted butternut & creamy cucumber and dill salad
🥩 Fri: Beef Stroganoff | Garlic mash & Mediterranean roast vegetables

🔥 WEEK 3 | 13–16 OCT

🍝 Tue: Rich Beef Bolognese | Fresh cucumber, tomato & feta salad
🥩 Wed: Crumbed Pork Chops & Creamy Mustard Sauce | Creamy potato bake, honey-glazed carrots & coleslaw
🍛 Thu: Butter Chicken | Basmati rice, roasted cauliflower & cucumber and yoghurt salad
🐟 Fri: Baked Hake & Creamy Lemon Sauce | Hasselback potatoes, broccoli and cauliflower & beetroot salad

🔥 WEEK 4 | 20–23 OCT

🥧 Tue: Homemade Cottage Pie | Buttered peas & honey-glazed carrots
🥗 Wed: Cold Tuna Pasta Salad | Fresh green salad
🍖 Thu: Kassler Chops & Honey-Mustard Glaze | Jacket potato with sour cream, Mediterranean roast veg & lemon-herb cucumber salad
🌶️ Fri: Creamy Peri-Peri Chicken | Savoury rice, roasted butternut & creamed spinach

🔥 WEEK 5 | 27–30 OCT

🌯 Tue: Beef Fajitas | Mexican rice, fresh tomato salsa & sour cream
🍝 Wed: Chicken & Bacon Pasta Bake | Garlic bread & crisp garden salad
🥢 Thu: Sweet & Sour Pork Stir-Fry | Egg fried rice & Asian cucumber slaw
🥧 Fri: Beef & Red W**e Pot Pie | Roast potatoes & seasonal vegetables

👨‍🍳 Freshly prepared, generous home-style meals made with care by Ian.

“Delicious meals, made with care… where a little love is always the secret ingredient.” ❤️ – Ian

📲 READY TO GET DINNER OFF YOUR TO-DO LIST?
WhatsApp 084 782 6511 with your order and we’ll send you the payment instructions.

🔥 LET IAN COOK FOR YOU!
Four nights a week. No cooking. No dishes full of pots and pans. Just collect, eat and enjoy! ❤️🍴