The Fat Cactus Cafe'

The Fat Cactus Cafe' The Fat Cactus Cafe, located on Albert Road, offers patrons a Tex-Mex dining experience in a casual pub and bar & grill setting. Their social media presence promotes their nachos, margaritas, and tacos while also celebrating holidays like Mother's Day with specialty drinks. Join them for a festive weekend or book your tables in advance at one of their multiple locations throughout Cape Town.

Recent social media posts

Go Bafana Bafana!  All Fatcactii: Order a Combo Platter & 4 Icebergs to share R750.
11/06/2026

Go Bafana Bafana!

All Fatcactii: Order a Combo Platter & 4 Icebergs to share R750.

One foot in front of the other ๐Ÿ˜€By Mal-
08/06/2026

One foot in front of the other ๐Ÿ˜€
By Mal-

Happy Sunday arvo-ning๐Ÿ”ฅBy Towela Seapoint.
07/06/2026

Happy Sunday arvo-ning๐Ÿ”ฅ
By Towela Seapoint.

Hazy Saturdaze ๐Ÿ˜‰ Kaapstad Vibe is great today. Tequila Por Favor. Go Stormers! By Merveille - Woodstock.
06/06/2026

Hazy Saturdaze ๐Ÿ˜‰ Kaapstad Vibe is great today.
Tequila Por Favor. Go Stormers!
By Merveille - Woodstock.

Ay, this game is going to be muy caliente! Join us to watch the action, raise a glass, and celebrate        Tex-Mex styl...
05/06/2026

Ay, this game is going to be muy caliente! Join us to watch the action, raise a glass, and celebrate Tex-Mex style. Booking is essential, amigos!

Fat Cactus Woodstock is fully booked already, but no problemo โ€” we still have a few spicy spots open at our other stores!

Our match day special is a real fiesta: a Combo FIESTA platter plus any 4 Icebergs for just R750

Get it done and dusted. The Jugs of Jolly are waiting!By Thembela Eden- with us since the beginning X
05/06/2026

Get it done and dusted. The Jugs of Jolly are waiting!
By Thembela Eden- with us since the beginning X

No brakes needed!By Towela
04/06/2026

No brakes needed!
By Towela

WHS=TTM!By Aux from
03/06/2026

WHS=TTM!
By Aux from

Aha!๐Ÿ‘ Itโ€™s been a whirlwind of weather today. This one by Ricky - Fat Cactus Seapoint.๐ŸŽถ
02/06/2026

Aha!๐Ÿ‘ Itโ€™s been a whirlwind of weather today. This one by Ricky - Fat Cactus Seapoint.๐ŸŽถ

Address

160 Albert Road
Cape Town
7925

If you are looking to get to Albert Road in Cape Town via public transport, you can take the MyCiTi bus and get off at the closest stop. The nearest train station is also a viable option. Alternatively, driving is an option as there are various parking options available along Albert Road and its surrounding streets.

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What people say

If you're a fan of Tex-Mex cuisine, then The Fat Cactus Cafe' on Albert Road in Cape Town is definitely worth checking out. This restaurant offers a fun and lively atmosphere that's perfect for any occasion, whether it's a casual night out with friends or a special celebration.

One of the standout dishes at The Fat Cactus Cafe' is Frida's Fritters - cheesy, spicy, and corny all at once, making them the perfect starter to share with your group. And if you're in the mood for seafood, their golden brown and deliciously seasoned calamari is sure to satisfy any seaside cravings.

But it's not just about the food at The Fat Cactus Cafe'. They also offer a great selection of drinks, including festive cocktails that are perfect for sipping on while enjoying dinner. And with locations in Gardens, Woodstock, Mowbray, Eden on the Bay, and Sea Point, there's always a Fat Cactus nearby when you're looking for a good time.

So whether you're planning a birthday party or just looking for a fun night out with friends, be sure to check out The Fat Cactus Cafe' - serving up Tex-Mex flavor and good times since '98!

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