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23/05/2026
The ultimate “just one more bite” scoop. 🍫✨
Sweet cream stacked with chunks of homemade Twix, buttery caramel ribbons and rich chocolate swirls - basically your favourite chocolate, upgraded. 👀
22/05/2026
Sometimes simple just hits harder. 🤍
Velvety vanilla bean, ribbons of fudge and crunchy salted peanuts. The kind of scoop that never goes out of style.
No fuss, no trends… just pure, nostalgic perfection.
Are you loyal to the classics or here for the loaded scoops?👇
20/05/2026
Don’t panic! Only the design has changed. 😅
Your favourite Kristen’s flavours are still made the same way: ridiculously creamy, seriously indulgent and impossible to stop at one scoop!
We’ve just given our tubs a brand new look to match the kick-ass ice cream inside. 🍨🔥
Which flavour are you grabbing first in the new design?
15/05/2026
Who said “no sugar” has to mean “no fun”? ✨
This one’s light, creamy and bursting with real strawberry flavour. Sweetened with xylitol but still delivering that classic, nostalgic scoop you love.
It’s the kind of treat you can enjoy anytime… no second thoughts needed. 🍓
14/05/2026
NEW LOOK. SAME KICK-ASS SCOOPS. 🍦✨
You might notice something different in the freezer… Kristen’s tubs just got a fresh new makeover. Same creamy, small-batch ice cream inside - just dressed a little fancier on the outside. 😉
Have you spotted the new tubs yet?
04/05/2026
If comfort had a flavour, this would be it. 🫐💙
Creamy blueberry goodness swirled with homemade jam and packed with buttery vegan shortbread biscuits. Soft, fruity and just the right amount of indulgent.
Basically… a hug in a scoop, even on the chilliest May day.
Will you be reaching for this fruity treat this month? 👇
25/04/2026
Why choose between cake and ice cream when you can have both? 🍦🎂
Our ice cream Bundt cakes are the ultimate dessert flex.
📏 15cm Bundt
🎂 Serves 10–15
💰 R499
📧 [email protected]
⏰ Orders require a minimum of 7 days - don’t leave it too late!
20/04/2026
As we often say - you don’t need sugar to keep things sweet 💗
Bursting with real berries and naturally sweetened, this scoop is fresh, fruity and feel-good indulgence at its best. 🍓
Because balance = ice cream in both hands… right? 😉
18/04/2026
If chaos tasted good… this would be it 🍫🔥
Silky milk chocolate, buttery caramel ribbons, fluffy marshmallows and crunchy almonds - every bite is a surprise (the good kind).
Are you team “dig for the marshmallows first” or “mix it all together”? 👇
16/04/2026
Plot twist: the best thing at the garage isn’t the snacks aisle… 🤭
Next time you’re at your local .sa, look out for our freezer filled with delicious 500ml tubs and our signature 180ml Lil Bits!
Now stocked across the Western Cape and the Garden Route. You’re welcome! 😘
📍Visit our website for a full list of Kristen’s x Engen locations!
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13/04/2026
Bright, tangy granadilla blended into creamy coconut milk - refreshing, zesty and 100% vegan!💛
Sunshine in a scoop, even on Cape Town’s cooler days.
Close your eyes… and you could basically be back in Summer holidays 🌴✨
08/04/2026
Stop scrolling… you’ve just found your inner child in a tub 🧸🍯
Creamy vanilla bean, gooey caramel swirls, rich milk chocolate ganache AND the cutest homemade chocolate teddy bears?
This one’s not just a flavour, it’s a full-on comfort moment.
Be honest… are you sharing this or guarding it with your life? 👀
03/04/2026
Long weekend energy = extra scoops 🐣🍦
Make Kristen’s your Easter tradition - whether you’re road-tripping, hosting or just treating yourself (because let’s be honest, you deserve it).
From tubs to cones, we’ve got your sweet fix sorted all weekend long! Come find your flavour.
02/04/2026
Sip, stroll… and scoop 🍨 in Stellenbosch is always COOL ❄️
We’re part of the walk this week, so swing by Kristen’s for your mid-gallery sugar fix. Whether you’re art-hopping or just here for the vibes, there’s always time for ice cream.
Tag your First Thursday crew and make us your must-stop on the route 👀👇
29/03/2026
Road trip? Sorted. 🚗
You can now grab our 500ml tubs and 180ml Lil Bits at select .sa across the Western Cape and now up the beautiful Garden Route too!
Fuel up. Scoop up. Repeat.🤘
📍Visit our website for a full list of Kristen’s x Engen locations!
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23/03/2026
It was such an honour to be a part of .dewet & wedding!💕
The couple looked phenomenal and the vibes were vibing!!😎
If you’re interested in taking some inspo from these lovely people, head to the Events tab on our website to explore options, get all the details and book your date before our calendar fills up.
Congrats again to the happy newlyweds!💍
19/03/2026
Warning: our ice cream Bundt cakes may cause extreme happiness and zero leftovers.
Pre-order yours and be the hero of dessert. ❄️
📏 15cm Bundt
🎂 Serves 10–15
💰 R499
📧 [email protected]
⏰ Orders require a minimum of 7 days - don’t leave it too late!
16/03/2026
Proof that simple can still be iconic. 🍓🤍
Soft strawberry cream made with real strawberries and sweetened with xylitol - all the flavour, none of the sugar.
Light, creamy and perfectly balanced for those who want something a little gentler… but still seriously delicious!
Because “no sugar added” should never mean “no joy.” Who’s choosing this as their guilt-free go-to this month? 🙋♀️
14/03/2026
Vegan? Yes. Boring? Never. 🌱
Rich, velvety vegan chocolate cream absolutely loaded with Oreo cookies… because plant-based should still mean indulgent. 🍫
It’s creamy, chocolatey, cookie-packed magic… and nobody at the table will believe it’s dairy-free!
Tag your vegan bestie 👀👇
13/03/2026
Imagine this: fairy lights, good music… and an ice cream bike serving your favourite flavours.🍦
Yes, we do weddings. Yes, we do birthdays. Yes, your guests will lose their minds. 🥳
👉 Head to the Events tab on our website to explore options, get all the details and book your date before our calendar fills up.
10/03/2026
Holding on to the sunshine… ☀️
Sweet, silky cream blended with bright, tangy South African granadillas. It’s tropical, it’s nostalgic, it’s the flavour of barefoot afternoons and golden hour.
That perfect balance of sweet and tart that keeps you going back for “just one more” bite.
Are you a fruity scoop lover? 👀 Drop a 💛 if you’re ready for a spoonful of sunshine.
07/03/2026
STOP SCROLLING. This is not a drill. 🚨
If peanut butter and brownies had a love story, this would be the main character energy. Smooth peanut butter cream swirled with decadent, fudgy chocolate brownie chunks in every. single. bite. 🍫🥜
It’s rich. It’s indulgent. It’s “I’ll just have one scoop” and then suddenly you’re halfway through the tub.
Tag someone who would fight you for the last spoonful 👀👇
06/03/2026
IT’S SOMEBODY’S BIRTHDAY. (Even if it’s not.) 🎂✨
Cream cheese ice cream loaded with chunks of homemade vanilla sponge and absolutely covered in oodles and oodles of sprinkles. 🎉
Who says you need an invitation to eat birthday cake? Tag the friend who would 100% request this flavour at their party 🎈👇
04/03/2026
Are you ready Stellies?!🍦
Don’t forget to pop into during your First Thursday adventures, try our new monthly flavours and soak up the local vibe with us.
📅 First Thursdays - 5 March
📍Find us on Church Street
24/02/2026
is available at select .sa service stations! Whether you’re road-tripping or just craving something next-level, our creamy, dreamy tubs are waiting for you at the Quickstop. 🚗
Made with real ingredients, bold flavours and zero shortcuts. This is ice cream that actually kicks ass.💥
📍Visit our website for a full list of Kristen’s x Engen locations!
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16/10/2025
Meet your new minty obsession: Our rich caramel cream gets a decadent upgrade with buttery shortbread cookie bits, gooey caramel drizzle and Peppermint Crisp chunks🍫. A perfect balance of cool mint 💚 and sweet caramel 🤎… need we say more?!
10/10/2025
Honeybush Brûlée…
A one-of-a-kind flavour born from the lush gardens of and the craft of makers.🍦
Silky buffalo milk, raw fynbos honey and fragrant honeybush tea meet in every spoonful. Taste Cape heritage, reimagined. 🌿🍯
Are you ready to discover your new favourite? 💖
08/10/2025
(Trick or) TREAT yourself with our Halloween Candy Bar flavour and bring your sweetest dreams to life! 🎃Butterscotch cream absolutely LOADED with handmade bits of Snickers, Peanut Butter Cup, Bounty Bar… yes, we went ALL OUT. We’ll spare you the need to hunt for sweets and let you just scoop ‘em up. Which candy bar chunk would you go for first? 👻
06/10/2025
Sun’s out, berries out 🍓 Vibrant, tart and smooth all at once. Perfect for that post lunch stroll or a sundowner on the patio. Have you ever tasted sweetness without actual sugar? This deliciousness proves it’s possible.
20/09/2025
Spring in a scoop! Meet our guilt-free No Sugar Added Strawberry: smooth, light cream swirled with real strawberries 🍓 and gently sweetened with xylitol. Fresh, fruity and fabulously refreshing. What’s your favourite sunny day companion to this? 🌞
16/09/2025
Get ready for one of our most flavourful scoops! This peanut butter 🥜cream overflows with gooey marshmallow fluff and buttery choc-chip cookie dough bites 🍪. It’s a delicious mess… in THE BEST way. Who’s going to be your fluff & dough-devouring partner-in-crime?
16/08/2025
Taste a frozen rendition of flamed caramel citrus! Soft blood-orange cream crowned with caramelised honey sugar that "melt" into every spoonful. A Spanish-inspired twist on classic Winter comfort. Try our Creme Catalan de Naranja for that winter’s citrus glow!🍊
13/08/2025
Classic vanilla-bean turned indulgent. It’s velvety, creamy and studded with buttery caramel fudge hunks! �Simple yet timeless and totally crave‑worthy. Swooning yet? Tag someone who'd love a scoop 😍
11/08/2025
All the berry bliss, none of the guilt. 🙌 She’s soft, juicy, creamy and naturally sweet - meet our No Sugar Added Berries & Cream scoop! This one’s for our fruity fans who love flavour without the fuss! 🫐
08/08/2025
No dairy? No problem! Ripe strawberry cream speckled with golden toasted coconut for light, bright indulgence and dairy-free delight.�Let our strawberry + toasted coconut be your tropical escape. 🌴
04/08/2025
Triple the caramel, triple the internal tummy hugs. Rich caramel ice cream with buttery swirls and chocolate‑covered caramel candy chunks. Deep comfort in every spoonful. When caramel isn’t enough, make it a triple. 🤎🤎🤎
21/07/2025
Big Biscoff vibes only! Your beloved rich caramel cream + spicy biscuit chunks is now officially part of our FOREVER FAMILY on our year‑round menu. Who’s your Biscoff buddy? Tag them below and plan your next scoop sesh!
Address
Noordhoek Farm Village, Village Lane
Cape Town
7140
To reach your destination at Village Lane in Cape Town, you have a couple of options for transportation:
**By Public Transport:**
1. **MyCiTi Bus:** Take the MyCiTi bus to the nearest station, which is typically the Camps Bay or Hout Bay route, depending on your starting point. Check the MyCiTi website or app for specific routes and schedules.
2. From the bus stop, it’s a short walk to Village Lane. Follow local signage or use a map app for precise walking directions.
**By Car:**
1. Head towards Camps Bay via Kloof Nek Road or Victoria Road, depending on your starting location.
2. Once you reach Camps Bay, look for signs directing you to Village Lane.
3. There are parking options available nearby; look for designated parking areas or street parking along the lane.
Make sure to check traffic conditions and public transport schedules before heading out!
Opening Hours
| Monday |
10:00 - 20:00 |
| Tuesday |
10:00 - 20:00 |
| Wednesday |
10:00 - 20:00 |
| Thursday |
10:00 - 20:00 |
| Friday |
09:30 - 20:00 |
| Saturday |
09:30 - 20:00 |
| Sunday |
10:00 - 20:00 |
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Nestled in the charming Village Lane of Cape Town, Kristen's Kick-Ass Ice Cream is a delightful haven for dessert lovers. This serene parlor offers an impressive array of flavors that cater to every palate, from timeless classics to innovative creations that are sure to surprise and delight. Each scoop promises a burst of joy, making it the perfect spot to indulge your sweet cravings.
The inviting atmosphere enhances the experience, allowing guests to relax and savor their treats in a picturesque setting. It's no wonder that Kristen's has become a beloved destination for both locals and visitors alike. Whether you're looking for a refreshing treat on a warm day or simply want to enjoy some quality ice cream with friends and family, Kristen's Kick-Ass Ice Cream is the place to be!
