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24/10/2026
We’re so happy to have played a small part in making a big difference! 🍦❤️
A big thank you to High Cloud Pre-School for sharing these lovely moments from their Family Fun Day & Open Day 2026. We’re so glad our vouchers could help support their fundraising efforts and contribute towards some much-needed repairs and maintenance.
Here’s to communities supporting communities! 💛
22/10/2026
Vibrant berry-packed cream made with real berries and sweetened with xylitol - so there’s no sugar added. 🍓🫐
Fresh, fruity and seriously scoopable!
18/10/2026
Sweet cream meets South African sunshine. ☀️
Our granadilla cream is smooth, creamy and just tart enough, with bright bursts of fresh granadilla running through every scoop.
A little sweet. A little tangy. Very hard to stop at one scoop!🍦
16/10/2026
South Africa’s favourite chocolate bar… but make it ice cream. 👀🇿🇦
Rich caramel cream, buttery shortbread cookies, gooey caramel drizzle and generous chunks of Peppermint Crisp.
This one’s a cult fave - are you a fan?!
15/10/2026
Chocolate. Cookies. Zero dairy. 🤎
Our vegan milk choc & oreo is rich, velvety chocolate cream absolutely loaded with Oreo cookies.
Proof that vegan ice cream can still be very kick-ass!
09/10/2026
🎃 NO TRICKS. ONLY TREATS.🍦
October flavours are ready to cause some serious scoop envy.
From fruity to nostalgic, chocolatey to downright indulgent… there’s a little something for every sweet tooth.
24/09/2026
🇿🇦 Today we celebrate the flavours that make South Africa so beautifully unique!
Whether you’re braaiing with family, soaking up the Spring weather outdoors, or treating yourself to a scoop (or two 😉), we’re here to sweeten your Heritage Day.
Here’s to community, culture and of course… ice cream that brings us all together.🍦Happy Heritage Day, Mzansi! 🎉
20/09/2026
Say hello to Mulberry Mascarpone 💜
Rich, creamy mascarpone ice cream swirled with the sweet-tart juiciness of ripe mulberries. Fruity, velvety and just the right amount of indulgent!
And this one is extra special…🍨
💜 Limited edition
💜 Available in-store only
💜 While stocks last
So if Mulberry Mascarpone sounds like your kind of scoop, you know what to do. 👀🍦
17/09/2026
Our No Sugar Added Strawberry is soft, creamy and packed with real strawberries, sweetened with xylitol instead of added sugar.
Fresh, fruity and made for those sunny Spring afternoons when all you want is a scoop of something cold and pink. 🍓🍦
13/09/2026
Peanut butter. Marshmallow fluff. Cookie dough. 🥜🍪
Need we say more? 👀
Our Peanut Butter Fluff & Dough is a nutty peanut butter cream loaded with gobs of pillowy marshmallow fluff and chunks of buttery chocolate chip cookie dough.
It’s sweet. It’s nutty. It’s ridiculously more-ish.
Basically, your inner child’s dream scoop.🍦
11/09/2026
Meet me at the Paarlour 🍦
The scoops are cold, the smiles are big and there’s always room for one more. Whether it’s an after-school treat, a weekend outing or a spontaneous ice cream craving, The Paarlour is your new favourite place to gather.
📍 Winelands View Market, Paarl
Who’s the first person you’re bringing with you? 👇
07/09/2026
A little taste of Summer making its way into Spring. 🍓🥥
Our Vegan Strawberry & Coconut is made with ripe strawberry cream, speckled with golden toasted coconut for that perfect little nutty crunch.
Fruity. Creamy. Toasty. And completely vegan. 🌱🍦
05/09/2026
Texas Sheet Cake is basically an entire dessert table packed into one scoop. 🍦
Decadent chocolate cream loaded with homemade caramel candy, toasted pecans, silky milk chocolate ganache-covered chocolate sponge AND buttery caramel swirls.
Yes, we know it’s a lot. But that’s exactly the point. 😏
16/10/2025
Meet your new minty obsession: Our rich caramel cream gets a decadent upgrade with buttery shortbread cookie bits, gooey caramel drizzle and Peppermint Crisp chunks🍫. A perfect balance of cool mint 💚 and sweet caramel 🤎… need we say more?!
10/10/2025
Honeybush Brûlée…
A one-of-a-kind flavour born from the lush gardens of and the craft of makers.🍦
Silky buffalo milk, raw fynbos honey and fragrant honeybush tea meet in every spoonful. Taste Cape heritage, reimagined. 🌿🍯
Are you ready to discover your new favourite? 💖
08/10/2025
(Trick or) TREAT yourself with our Halloween Candy Bar flavour and bring your sweetest dreams to life! 🎃Butterscotch cream absolutely LOADED with handmade bits of Snickers, Peanut Butter Cup, Bounty Bar… yes, we went ALL OUT. We’ll spare you the need to hunt for sweets and let you just scoop ‘em up. Which candy bar chunk would you go for first? 👻
06/10/2025
Sun’s out, berries out 🍓 Vibrant, tart and smooth all at once. Perfect for that post lunch stroll or a sundowner on the patio. Have you ever tasted sweetness without actual sugar? This deliciousness proves it’s possible.
20/09/2025
Spring in a scoop! Meet our guilt-free No Sugar Added Strawberry: smooth, light cream swirled with real strawberries 🍓 and gently sweetened with xylitol. Fresh, fruity and fabulously refreshing. What’s your favourite sunny day companion to this? 🌞
16/09/2025
Get ready for one of our most flavourful scoops! This peanut butter 🥜cream overflows with gooey marshmallow fluff and buttery choc-chip cookie dough bites 🍪. It’s a delicious mess… in THE BEST way. Who’s going to be your fluff & dough-devouring partner-in-crime?
16/08/2025
Taste a frozen rendition of flamed caramel citrus! Soft blood-orange cream crowned with caramelised honey sugar that "melt" into every spoonful. A Spanish-inspired twist on classic Winter comfort. Try our Creme Catalan de Naranja for that winter’s citrus glow!🍊
13/08/2025
Classic vanilla-bean turned indulgent. It’s velvety, creamy and studded with buttery caramel fudge hunks! �Simple yet timeless and totally crave‑worthy. Swooning yet? Tag someone who'd love a scoop 😍
11/08/2025
All the berry bliss, none of the guilt. 🙌 She’s soft, juicy, creamy and naturally sweet - meet our No Sugar Added Berries & Cream scoop! This one’s for our fruity fans who love flavour without the fuss! 🫐
08/08/2025
No dairy? No problem! Ripe strawberry cream speckled with golden toasted coconut for light, bright indulgence and dairy-free delight.�Let our strawberry + toasted coconut be your tropical escape. 🌴
Address
Noordhoek Farm Village, Village Lane
Cape Town
7140
To reach your destination at Village Lane in Cape Town, you have a couple of options for transportation:
**By Public Transport:**
1. **MyCiTi Bus:** Take the MyCiTi bus to the nearest station, which is typically the Camps Bay or Hout Bay route, depending on your starting point. Check the MyCiTi website or app for specific routes and schedules.
2. From the bus stop, it’s a short walk to Village Lane. Follow local signage or use a map app for precise walking directions.
**By Car:**
1. Head towards Camps Bay via Kloof Nek Road or Victoria Road, depending on your starting location.
2. Once you reach Camps Bay, look for signs directing you to Village Lane.
3. There are parking options available nearby; look for designated parking areas or street parking along the lane.
Make sure to check traffic conditions and public transport schedules before heading out!
Opening Hours
| Monday |
10:00 - 20:00 |
| Tuesday |
10:00 - 20:00 |
| Wednesday |
10:00 - 20:00 |
| Thursday |
10:00 - 20:00 |
| Friday |
09:30 - 20:00 |
| Saturday |
09:30 - 20:00 |
| Sunday |
10:00 - 20:00 |
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Nestled in the charming Village Lane of Cape Town, Kristen's Kick-Ass Ice Cream is a delightful haven for dessert lovers. This serene parlor offers an impressive array of flavors that cater to every palate, from timeless classics to innovative creations that are sure to surprise and delight. Each scoop promises a burst of joy, making it the perfect spot to indulge your sweet cravings.
The inviting atmosphere enhances the experience, allowing guests to relax and savor their treats in a picturesque setting. It's no wonder that Kristen's has become a beloved destination for both locals and visitors alike. Whether you're looking for a refreshing treat on a warm day or simply want to enjoy some quality ice cream with friends and family, Kristen's Kick-Ass Ice Cream is the place to be!
