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24/06/2026
From 50kg of strawberries to one seriously flavour-packed ice cream. 🍓
Behind every tub of our No Sugar Added Strawberry is a batch of strawberry purée made the old-fashioned way. We combine fresh strawberries with xylitol, then slowly reduce the mixture to remove excess water and intensify the flavour.
Less water. More strawberry. Same creamy indulgence.
Tag someone who’d love a scoop of this. 🍨
20/06/2026
🚨Warning: This flavour may cause extreme delight!
Our Louisiana Butter Cake is a rich cream cheese ice cream loaded with chunks of buttery melt-in-your-mouth cake that’s somehow dense, soft AND utterly irresistible all at once.
Every scoop delivers creamy tang, buttery sweetness and generous bites of cake that make you wonder why you’ve never been eating cake this way all along.
You no longer have to choose cake or ice cream, don’t say we don’t spoil you! 🤭
18/06/2026
Life is better with Biscoff! 🤎
Hands up, who are our big Biscoff fans? 🙌
16/06/2026
Proof that refreshing can still be ridiculously delicious. 🫐
Our No Sugar Added Mixed Berries is bursting with real berries and naturally sweetened with xylitol, delivering all the juicy berry flavour you crave without the added sugar.
Bright, fruity and packed with berry goodness, it’s the scoop that keeps things light while still feeling like a treat. 💙
15/06/2026
🏕️ No camping required. Just bring a spoon.
We’ve taken everything you love about a campfire s’more and turned it into ice cream: fire-charred marshmallow fluff, rich chocolate ganache, biscuit crumble and buttery caramel swirls folded through sweet cream.
It’s smoky. It’s gooey. It’s messy in the best possible way. 🤤
Who’s joining us around the campfire for a scoop?🔥
13/06/2026
🎉 WE’RE OPEN, PAARL! 🎉
Today is the day you’ve been waiting for.
The Paarlour is officially open and from 10am - 2pm we’re serving scoops for just R10! 🍦
Come meet the team, grab your favourite flavour and help us celebrate the newest Kristen’s store.
Doors are open. Scoops are ready.
See you soon! 😎🍦
📍Winelands View (The Market): Corner of R101 and Sandwyk St, Paarl
12/06/2026
Imagine this…
Your favourite Kristen’s flavour.
Freshly scooped.
Only R10.
Now stop imagining and come make it happen!
🍦The Paarlour
🗓️ Saturday 13 June
⏰ 10am - 2pm.
📍Winelands View (The Market): Corner of R101 and Sandwyk St, Paarl
Fair warning: choosing just one flavour may be impossible. 😏
12/06/2026
⏰ THIS IS YOUR FINAL REMINDER ⏰
Tomorrow’s the day!
The Paarlour officially opens on Saturday 13 June and we’re celebrating with R10 scoops from 10am - 2pm.
Bring your family.
Bring your friends.
Bring your appetite.
We’ll bring the ice cream. 🍦😉
See you tomorrow, Paarl!
📍Winelands View (The Market): Corner of R101 and Sandwyk St, Paarl
11/06/2026
Why are we calling it The Paarlour? 🤔
Because it’s an ice cream parlour…
And it’s in Paarl.
Simple. Genius. Delicious. 🍦
The Paarlour officially opens on Saturday 13 June and we’re kicking things off with R10 scoops from 10am - 2pm.
📍Winelands View (The Market)
Corner of R101 and Sandwyk St, Paarl
Come see what all the fuss is about.
16/10/2025
Meet your new minty obsession: Our rich caramel cream gets a decadent upgrade with buttery shortbread cookie bits, gooey caramel drizzle and Peppermint Crisp chunks🍫. A perfect balance of cool mint 💚 and sweet caramel 🤎… need we say more?!
10/10/2025
Honeybush Brûlée…
A one-of-a-kind flavour born from the lush gardens of and the craft of makers.🍦
Silky buffalo milk, raw fynbos honey and fragrant honeybush tea meet in every spoonful. Taste Cape heritage, reimagined. 🌿🍯
Are you ready to discover your new favourite? 💖
08/10/2025
(Trick or) TREAT yourself with our Halloween Candy Bar flavour and bring your sweetest dreams to life! 🎃Butterscotch cream absolutely LOADED with handmade bits of Snickers, Peanut Butter Cup, Bounty Bar… yes, we went ALL OUT. We’ll spare you the need to hunt for sweets and let you just scoop ‘em up. Which candy bar chunk would you go for first? 👻
06/10/2025
Sun’s out, berries out 🍓 Vibrant, tart and smooth all at once. Perfect for that post lunch stroll or a sundowner on the patio. Have you ever tasted sweetness without actual sugar? This deliciousness proves it’s possible.
20/09/2025
Spring in a scoop! Meet our guilt-free No Sugar Added Strawberry: smooth, light cream swirled with real strawberries 🍓 and gently sweetened with xylitol. Fresh, fruity and fabulously refreshing. What’s your favourite sunny day companion to this? 🌞
16/09/2025
Get ready for one of our most flavourful scoops! This peanut butter 🥜cream overflows with gooey marshmallow fluff and buttery choc-chip cookie dough bites 🍪. It’s a delicious mess… in THE BEST way. Who’s going to be your fluff & dough-devouring partner-in-crime?
16/08/2025
Taste a frozen rendition of flamed caramel citrus! Soft blood-orange cream crowned with caramelised honey sugar that "melt" into every spoonful. A Spanish-inspired twist on classic Winter comfort. Try our Creme Catalan de Naranja for that winter’s citrus glow!🍊
13/08/2025
Classic vanilla-bean turned indulgent. It’s velvety, creamy and studded with buttery caramel fudge hunks! �Simple yet timeless and totally crave‑worthy. Swooning yet? Tag someone who'd love a scoop 😍
11/08/2025
All the berry bliss, none of the guilt. 🙌 She’s soft, juicy, creamy and naturally sweet - meet our No Sugar Added Berries & Cream scoop! This one’s for our fruity fans who love flavour without the fuss! 🫐
08/08/2025
No dairy? No problem! Ripe strawberry cream speckled with golden toasted coconut for light, bright indulgence and dairy-free delight.�Let our strawberry + toasted coconut be your tropical escape. 🌴
Address
M42
Cape Town
7806
To reach the destination at M42 in Cape Town, here are your travel options:
**By Public Transport:**
1. **MyCiTi Bus:** Take the MyCiTi bus to the nearest station, which is located close to M42. You can catch a bus from various points in the city center. Make sure to check the route that stops at your desired location.
2. **Train:** If you're coming from further out, you can take a train to Cape Town Station and then transfer to a MyCiTi bus or taxi service that heads towards M42.
**By Car:**
1. **Driving Directions:** From the city center, head onto Nelson Mandela Boulevard (N2) and follow signs for M42. Continue on this road until you reach your destination.
2. **Parking:** There are parking facilities available nearby, including street parking and designated lots. Be sure to check for any parking restrictions or fees.
Make sure to plan your trip ahead of time for a smooth journey!
Opening Hours
| Monday |
10:00 - 20:00 |
| Tuesday |
10:00 - 20:00 |
| Wednesday |
10:00 - 20:00 |
| Thursday |
10:00 - 20:00 |
| Friday |
10:00 - 20:00 |
| Saturday |
10:00 - 20:00 |
| Sunday |
10:00 - 20:00 |
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Kristen's Kick-Ass Ice Cream in Constantia, Cape Town, is a delightful haven for dessert lovers. Nestled along the M42, this charming parlor offers an array of frozen delights that are sure to tantalize your taste buds. With flavors ranging from classic vanilla to the indulgent salted caramel and the unique honeycomb & dark chocolate, each scoop promises a burst of joy.
The inviting atmosphere and picturesque setting make it a perfect spot to unwind while savoring your favorite treat. It's no wonder that Kristen's has become a beloved destination for both locals and visitors alike. Whether you're looking for a refreshing treat on a warm day or simply want to indulge in something sweet, Kristen's Kick-Ass Ice Cream is the place to be!
